For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
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