Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
