Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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