I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Randomize
