physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Two words: nipple clamps
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