i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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