What a fucking waste of an outfit
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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