peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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