just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Randomize
