Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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