Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
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