Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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