bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
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