Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Randomize
