Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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