I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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