I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
Randomize
