Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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