RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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