So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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