I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize
