Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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