just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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