What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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