bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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