One girl and one boy is just not enough.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just cut my nipple shaving
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
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