He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Just invented taco cereal.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Randomize
