Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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