She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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