i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I just googled if crying burns calories
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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