Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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