Ambien. No doubt about it.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I am mentally ready for anal.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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