she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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