you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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