I haven't been this sober since birth.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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