just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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