K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
i am craving dick and cupcakes
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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