lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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