Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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