let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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