Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
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