I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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