I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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