Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Randomize
