Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
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