id be glad to
Jerry, you need to find god
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
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