Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
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