Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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