awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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