need another drink. this is the easiest way
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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