you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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