i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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