Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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